There was a lot of him and a little penis
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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