from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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