Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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