That's intense
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Even my vagina gasped.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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