And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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