You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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