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  • 98 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:25pm

    ever drink absinthe? thats what that girl was on

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:39am

    I want to be 11:07's friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:21am

    First off just cause it's 415 doesn't mean the person is in SF while texting. Secondly I love crepes.

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:08pm

    Anyone who uses the word, epic, is a douche

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:26pm

    Who cares if its fake? Its funnier than the other posts like the one that fucktard did about the jonas brothers..

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:51pm

    415 San Fransisco. Sodomite capital of the world!

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:26pm

    Crepes are soooo underrated on these types of situations...

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:12pm

    *best fucking hangover.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:39pm

    This dood is my hero! You my friend win.

  • 86 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:26pm

    in soviet Russian dolphin rides you.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:32am

    Plus, Marin is in the 415, which definitely does have pools

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:49pm

    And the OP also woke up with a filled condom in their ass...

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:45pm

    Was the dolphin doing flips and shit?

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:01am

    were u near a boat? and was the dolphins doin flips and shit

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:26pm

    gah who cares if its fake serously? sounds like an awesome time though

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:19pm

    1:45 - that is both a good and hilarious question.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 7:28am

    Yea just gimme one and I'm fine

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:42pm

    Crepes are like pancakes filled with love :)

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:00am

    dear 4:48 and 8:21...people do have indoor pools retards & like 11:07 said...cell phones are portable! and people do travel on New Years!!!

  • 79 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:17pm

    You are a bold face LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.

  • 77 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:48pm

    Has to be fake, I'm from the 415 and its fucking freezing here. Not a lot of pools in the city either.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:44pm

    I like how horribly 12:26 failed with that "In Soviet Russia" nonsense lmao

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:48am

    "fancy texting machines" -- hilarious.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by WINorLOSE on May 3, 10 at 2:10am

    415 is north of San Fran and it's way warmer there

    • 74 84
      Submitted by dreafbaybee on Sep 20, 10 at 5:13pm

      415 IS San Francisco, genius.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:23pm

    First fuckers hahaha

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:25am

    Fake fake fake

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:21pm

    I doubt there's pools in the 415. San Francisco ain't got no pools

    • 55 70
      Submitted by dreafbaybee on Sep 20, 10 at 5:08pm

      Yes, SF DOES have pools, smartness. It may be a cold as shit city, but that doesn't mean there aren't pools.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:26 everyone cares if its fake. you dont care cuz you probably just discovered this website and dont realize that it has gone straight down the drain due to dumb fucks like you

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:07pm

    Dear 4:48 and 8:21- You are both idiots. These fancy texting machines are portable. Morons.

    • 52 72
      Submitted by dreafbaybee on Sep 20, 10 at 5:09pm

      Please be my new best friend.

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:18pm

    1:26 you fucking moron you just contradicted yourself. If it's fake it obviously didn't happen so it doesn't matter how awesome it sounds.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by somedude on May 25, 10 at 9:59pm

    Guy who said everyone who says epic is a douche, you said it so you by your own standards you are a douche ;) haha i love pointing out hipocracy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:14pm

    this is as fake as my X girlfriends tits

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:37pm

    3:08 i couldnt agree more