Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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