And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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