What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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