It's Friday. Sex?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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