THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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