i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My vagina is very pro this idea
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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