Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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