Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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