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  • Submitted by Ritard on Jan 4, 12 at 4:18pm

    Be my guest be my guest put your beej skills to the test.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:19pm

      nice

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 12:40am

        epic..how did we not think of this?

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      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jan 4, 12 at 6:25pm

      wowwww comment of the week nominee imo. laughed so hard

  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 2:43pm

    I guess all those subliminal messages in Disney movies work.

  • Submitted by justdidit on Jan 4, 12 at 4:23pm

    If you're taking her to see a Disney movie, she's too young for you bro

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 3:17pm

    isn't this like taking your wife to musicals?

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      Submitted by shaveydavey on Jan 4, 12 at 11:34pm

      hahahaha south park reference

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    Submitted by tehbba on Jan 4, 12 at 4:16pm

    If you have to take her to the movie first, it's not unsolicited, right?

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      Submitted by WApple on Jan 4, 12 at 6:52pm

      I agree

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    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Jan 4, 12 at 2:43pm

    the "sloppy" bit sold me, i'm in

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 2:59pm

      Naw...that just means she ain't gonna swallow, gonna let it.drool down the side of yer dork and get yer pubes all messy.

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    Submitted by GinandJuicyJuice on Jan 5, 12 at 5:27am

    Tie a napkin 'round your neck Cheri I'm gonna make a mess.

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 5, 12 at 12:06am

    Why not in the theater? ;)

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 5, 12 at 3:02am

    Bahahahahahahahahahahah classic. Great moments in Hookup History!

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    Submitted by slaesar on Jan 4, 12 at 5:55pm

    What will watching reruns with you of the late 80s tv show beauty and the beast featuring Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton get me?

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Jan 4, 12 at 4:12pm

    OP is a beast.

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    Submitted by cont8gious on Jan 7, 12 at 9:22am

    OP sounds like my trashy ex from 267 lol

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    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:05am

    This seems like an awesome chick until you realize just the boardwalk empire niece of a lonely true blood uncle. Bitch like-a the incest.

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    Submitted by bubby27 on Jan 4, 12 at 11:44pm

    T_1 : feminists are my guess..

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    Submitted by T_1 on Jan 4, 12 at 8:06pm

    WHO WOULD DOWNVOTE THIS??