why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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