I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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