i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So much rum. So many feels.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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