last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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