Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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