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  • 121 52
    Submitted by clamsmash on Feb 26, 11 at 6:39pm
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    im not a player, i just fuck a lot

  • 104 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 11 at 6:59pm
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    "I'm tiger fucking woods, don't ask questions"

  • 67 38
    Submitted by famousamos on Feb 27, 11 at 4:26am
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    Or if if it's a chick, "I'm fucking Tiger Woods."?

  • 73 54
    Submitted by heylauder on Feb 26, 11 at 9:10pm
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    Don't trust the UMD College Park health center condoms! They break way too often. Heed my warnings.

  • 66 45
    Submitted by HyperCannonDude on Feb 26, 11 at 4:55pm
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    Thy were for the train. Duhh

  • 58 44
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 27, 11 at 12:51am
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    They shouldn't be questioning you or making you feel awkward about it. If you had a positive STD test 50 times a month, then I'd ask some questions

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 26, 11 at 6:49pm
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    2 a day action, more or less. How many std's do you have?

    • 37 37
      Submitted by Kirak on Feb 26, 11 at 7:40pm
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      None, that's what the condoms are for.\n\nDuh!

  • 49 47
    Submitted by hot_box74 on Feb 27, 11 at 6:27pm
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    Wishful thinking?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 28, 11 at 2:09pm
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    frat hazing is a pain in the ass..

  • 34 51
    Submitted by roflberries on Feb 26, 11 at 6:58pm
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    Good job, clamsmash

  • 39 64
    Submitted by textmetomorrow on Feb 28, 11 at 12:19am
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    Condoms don't shit to stop stds

  • 49 89
    Submitted by pkju222 on Feb 26, 11 at 4:15pm
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    first!!