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  • Submitted by clamsmash on Feb 26, 11 at 6:39pm

    im not a player, i just fuck a lot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 11 at 6:59pm

    "I'm tiger fucking woods, don't ask questions"

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    Submitted by heylauder on Feb 26, 11 at 9:10pm

    Don't trust the UMD College Park health center condoms! They break way too often. Heed my warnings.

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    Submitted by famousamos on Feb 27, 11 at 4:26am

    Or if if it's a chick, "I'm fucking Tiger Woods."?

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    Submitted by HyperCannonDude on Feb 26, 11 at 4:55pm

    Thy were for the train. Duhh

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    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 26, 11 at 6:49pm

    2 a day action, more or less. How many std's do you have?

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      Submitted by Kirak on Feb 26, 11 at 7:40pm

      None, that's what the condoms are for.\n\nDuh!

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 27, 11 at 12:51am

    They shouldn't be questioning you or making you feel awkward about it. If you had a positive STD test 50 times a month, then I'd ask some questions

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    Submitted by hot_box74 on Feb 27, 11 at 6:27pm

    Wishful thinking?

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 28, 11 at 2:09pm

    frat hazing is a pain in the ass..

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    Submitted by roflberries on Feb 26, 11 at 6:58pm

    Good job, clamsmash

  • Submitted by pkju222 on Feb 26, 11 at 4:15pm

    first!!

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    Submitted by textmetomorrow on Feb 28, 11 at 12:19am

    Condoms don't shit to stop stds