remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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