I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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