Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im holly from the hills drunk
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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