sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i think i have two assholes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Randomize