Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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