I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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