I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So vagazzling was a success
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