I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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