I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just googled if crying burns calories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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