Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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