I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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