i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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