nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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