She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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