How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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