There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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