dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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