the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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