I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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