Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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