Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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