At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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