nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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