Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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