I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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