yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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