apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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