he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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