make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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