Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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